I have three bags of brand new, nationally recognized cat food that my cat won't eat. I know this is a common problem.
I was just sitting there thinking that this cat is fussy as I looked over to see him gleefully licking his asshole.
That's when I realized that anus flavored pet food would sell like hotcakes. Every pet would enjoy it. If you can isolate the flavor let me know, I'll let you name it King's Choice!
Anus Flavored!!
Tigger, the butt licker himself!