Death by Cricket


This is one of the more easy deaths on the wheel, I don't exactly think that anyone on death row would choose this over lethal injection though.

The game is cricket. Instead of a dart board, the prisoner will be used. The game of cricket's rules are as follows. The first player to get three darts in the numbers 15, 16,17,18,19,20 and three bull's eyes, wins. Instead of the numbers, we will use arms, legs, chest, stomach and head. Also their will be no double or triple points granted, with the exception of the eyes- they are double bulls, otherwise the game is the same! Of course I'm picturing lawn darts. The victim's relatives can play or maybe we can give the spots away as prizes. I'm sure there will be no shortage of players. I feel that this slow exit from the world will not be taken lightly by potential murderers. How many would need to die this way before crime declined? As many as died at Normandy, or in Vietnam? I don't think so. I think this war on crime kills the proper people, I think that their deaths will benefit society. Even if they don't effect the lives of the potential criminals, at least these scum will die like the pieces of shit that they are.

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