The Wheel of Death

As promised cruel and unusual punishment will be the answer to deserving crimes. Let the punishment fit the crime.

Our fore fathers of this country outlawed cruel and unusual punishment when they formed this government. -- Of course they did! That's because such animals that commit these kind of crimes never went to court. The citizens killed them. Good old fashion lynching. The pioneers that took this land for America wouldn't put up with this kind of shit. They took care of the obvious animals. The founding fathers didn't want this type of punishment for robberies and such. Child molesters and murderers didn't go to jail. Some one took care of things. That was a deterrent. No one wants to be set upon by an angry mob.

This kingdom would have several punishments that would instill true fear of being caught, just like a mob used to.

Everyone likes the wheel of fortune. The crowd will like the wheel of death, but not the criminals. Ten different deaths on the wheel, each one worse than the next. I have come up with a few so far, but if you want to help your King sort this out, I will review all submissions.

1. Death by Piranha (notes on Ownership)

2. Death by Cricket

3. Death by Funting

4. Death by Cockroaches

5. Death by Piledriver

6. Death by Enema

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