The Royal Fartorium
This specially constructed chamber is where the King releases his most prized farts. They echo in this magic hall forever. Strangely, there is the aroma of frankincense in the air.
|There has been some question as to the
origin of the sounds here. I assure you I would not waste my loyal
subjects' time with some sort of fake farts. Every one of these sounds
are certified real Royal Farts.
Kind of scary, isn't it?
Participate in the contest below!
Jet Driver's newest Releases!
Jet Driver Fart #1 -Packing Tape - Current duration champ! XXX
Jet Driver Fart #2 - Waking up the Coffee Grinder -
HRM's Golden Oldies
Royal Fart #1 - The angry kitten
Royal Fart #2 - Static
Royal Fart #3 - Star spangled
Royal Fart #4 - The Fly - Current duration champ! XXX
Royal Fart #5 - The Full Octave
Royal Fart #6 - The Royal Flutterblast
Royal Fart #7 - The Scary Door
Royal Fart #8 - Ooohh, I want you!
Royal Fart #9 - The Grinder
Royal Fart #10 - The Mad Ant
Royal Fart #11 - Baby Godzilla
Royal Fart #12 - Chainsaw
Royal Fart #13 - Tuba
Royal Fart #14 - Giant step
We have a winner!
The Royal Fart once Know as "Nameless 1" has been renamed by one of my loyal subjects. It will be from this point forward called KNICKER RIPPER. All of the names were very funny. Read the entries here! Thanks for participating. Try the next one below!
Royal Fart #15 - Knicker Ripper
Play the new Royal Game that is real Hootin...
Name that Tootin!
Listen to this Fart -- Nameless 2--- Then Submit your Suggestion below
Not so easy, is it?
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